There once was a lawyer from the IOC,
who called us to protect “intellectual property.”
“During the Olympics”, she said with a sneer
“your site can’t use an Olympian’s name even if they use your gear.”
UVEX wanted to congratulate Lindsey Vonn (who uses UVEX’s equipment) on winning gold, but the IOC threw a fit and told them to take the post.
So they turned to poetry.